douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008

Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

douchedick

<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.

1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."

by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

douchewhacker

An absolute dumbass.

(while driving) Did you see that douchewhacker cut that guy off!?

by wadicus June 24, 2009

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009