doppelbanger

when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.

friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."

by grace jones January 30, 2010

doppelfail

Someone who attempts to be a doppelganger, or carbon copy of another person, and only looks like an ass doing it. Often unpleasantly reminiscent of the original person.

"I don't want to go down that hallway, there's a doppelfail of a kid I really hate."

by Matt Coon September 17, 2007

doppelwhopper

A doppelwhopper is the definition for real big breats. Similar to the doppelwhopper, which can be ordered by a common fast food restaurant.

Oh, look she has a doppelwhopper! Great....

by eraser December 9, 2008

Doppelgangbanger

A porn star that looks exactly like someone you know either by accident or intentionally.

Lisa Ann is Sara Palin's doppelgangbanger.
I wish Peter North was my doppelgangbanger.

by ddsanchez February 22, 2011

Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.

"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."

by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010

Deppophile

One who is in love with, obsessed with, has seen almost or every movie with, and is sexually attracted to Johnny Depp

Young Girl: OMG, Johnny is the sexiest man alive, ive seen POTC 14 times.
Enlightened Listener: Sweet, i am a Deppophile as well.

by Joseph Zumchak September 11, 2008