doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

Doodie Shoot

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.

You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot

by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011

doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007

Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.

Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!

by bradzilla May 6, 2003

Doody Doer

Someone who does doody - a feces fucker - some one who loves the chocolate log

"What the hell?!?! I never realized you were a doody doer!"

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda July 29, 2004