Doink

Someone who is unaware of something obvious, a person or persons that think they know what they are doing,but are not doing so correctly. Also something weird or unusual or just plain stupid.

Thats so doinky.

by TheMostDoinkedUpPersonOnThePla December 19, 2010

Doink

A rude word, so rude that it exceeds the offence of any other vulgar words.

Zoe: 'You're such a fucking doink!'
Ryan: 'mother fucking doink'
Emily: 'I've been such a doink today..'

by Alyshia Black December 30, 2011

doink

when you have to take a big shit

"ahh man, i gotta doink!"

by fal4751 April 13, 2006

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 15, 2005

Doink

Snorting a substance up ones nose, also known as doinking something.

"mate i doinked 4 grammes of ket and i thought my mum was made of pony's hair"

by alistair d December 17, 2008

ba-doink-a-doink

Ass, butt, bum

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!

by jlouise December 16, 2010

DOINK

Someone who is so idiotic that they can't even complete simple tasks.

Jacob is such a DOINK, he couldn't even fix the sink.

by miss.italy March 11, 2017