Side Scrolling Documents

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.

"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

by Aimbotfriend November 18, 2011

dating with documentation

When a man loves a woman so much it forces her to get a restraining order.

Darrell is in a dating with documentation relationship with Nicole.

by Big Deal69 March 1, 2017

Documental

Of, relating to or suffering from anxiety over the use and/or storage of documents.

Not trusting anyone else, Brad collected everyone's passports and boarding passes as soon as they got though airport security. I can't believe how documental he has become.

After triple checking the location of the theater tickets, Ann remarked that Ken was getting a bit documental.

by Susan C February 21, 2009

documentia

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.

John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.

by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013

documents

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

by ASPG February 28, 2009

documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011