dock the dick 

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

dock the dick by Alex March 18, 2003

Dock Chip 

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

Dock Chip by Suzdogg May 1, 2008

dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.

Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.

dock thot by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018

dock fucker 

Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin

You are a dock fucker

dock fucker by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019

Dock Pop 

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.

The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.

Dock Pop by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019

dock daddy 

what the guys at kanakuk who live at the dock are called

who is the guy on the dock
oh that’s the dock daddy

dock daddy by jakeusnjak June 29, 2020

Dock-tor Jelkins

The act of two men jelking while also docking

With the way Nicholas talks so much about jelking, I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Enrique get their Dock-tor Jelkins on after work!

Dock-tor Jelkins by LushMops October 12, 2021