Blizzle Dizzled

The state of being dazzled by bling.

I was blizzle dizzled by those rims.

by Heath n Harley September 17, 2006

Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!

Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!

by Sonowa January 24, 2014

Coon Dazzler

A person who kills you in Fortnite

Damn it Shawn! I got killed by that Coon Dazzler!

by Deli Fresh May 19, 2018

Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006

double decker dizzle dick

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017

dizzle tizzle

Slang for Death Trap. Often used in the context of a moving vehicle.

Justin: "So, whos car we taking"
Blake: "We can take mine"
Justin: "Hell no, i wont ride in the dizzle tizzle!, were taking mine"

by mgizzle February 3, 2006

no dizzle

common slang for "no doubt"

Steve: Isnt that Matt Pine?
Hal: Yeah. Dude! I heard he busted his face.
Steve: fo shizzle
Hal: no dizzle

by Pone420 June 7, 2005