divineline

A delusion wherein the sufferer believes they have a direct and special line to God.

No shit, his divineline is always hooked-up.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

divine rapier

The Divine Rapier was granted by God himself to the rebels in the War of the Magi. Ends games

Sentinels: we're boned, our middle just got taken down

Keeper of the Light: its ok guys, i got the ultimate weapon *makes divine rapier*

*dies to Magina*

Sentinels: OMFG NOOB

by Ezalor September 10, 2006

divine intervention

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets

by jules October 12, 2003

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Liar’s Dividend

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

They believed his lies because of a phenomenon called the Liar’s Dividend.

by Micstusmi September 8, 2020

Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

Divine

Very beautiful, and beyond perfect and is a wounderful name to guve your children.

your house is soo divine!

by sparky sparkaten April 23, 2017