Dutchered

The process in which you intentionally fuck over your friends constantly for self gain while you do nothing.

Hey can you work for me im sick?

"Of course, get better soon!"
*person goes fishing instead of work, not even sick*

You have just been Dutchered

by cOcrew February 9, 2015

Ditched

When someone ditches you on a Skype when either one of persons is talking and the other one hangs up.

Only applies to skype calls.

The girl was telling the boy a neat story and in the middle of the story he hung up the skype call and never picked it back up. The girl was ditched.

by TheYum October 11, 2011

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Dutcher

When someone is hit in the head extremely hard with a door. It is usually accompanied by pain and suffering but never death.

Yesterday Larry dropped his keys in the parking lot. When he went to pick them up a kid flung open the car door and gave him one hell of a Dutcher.

by Pesach ben Nussan Yisrael April 8, 2009

canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

Fish finger dither

Tentative, fumbling & ultimately unfulfilling fingering attempt.

How was your date with Cory?
Terrible. I called it off after some Fish Finger Dithering.

by GusLin March 7, 2022