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distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.
Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023
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distortionary

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.
by Truuth December 4, 2004
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distortoe face

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.
check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire
by samich February 28, 2009
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DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company
"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.
by notbowlingdude November 9, 2020
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Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.
I've got visual distortions
by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017
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Distortious

A word that means broken or anything to do with anger or hate
Phil: Hey you ok man?
Derek: Nah mate, feeling a bit distortious yk..
Phill: Get some help
Derek: K senpai
by Solarius_69420 January 10, 2021
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tempting & distorting

(noun)
a behavior characterized by the act of employing sarcastic or crude remarks with the intention of enticing a person into participating in a joke, followed by using their response out of context and treating it as if it were a serious statement.

This practice involves luring individuals into engaging in a conversation or reacting emotionally, only to later exploit their words or actions to embarrass or humiliate them. Tempting & Distorting commonly employs misdirection and manipulation to achieve its desired effect, often at the expense of the targeted individual.
"You were tempting & distorting by talking in an amusing tone"
by ahundredovens July 14, 2023
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