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Distant Crush

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.
Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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Social DistanTeam

Two or more people who are serious about practicing Social Distancing in these CoVid19 times.
The folks on our street put together a block party, where each family stayed in its own driveway, having fun and staying safe as part of a Social DistanTeam.
by Zinegal March 31, 2020
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.
Co-distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024
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