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disaster porn

A movie with lots of destruction and explosions and disasters. For example: Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012.
That disaster porn made me horny for destruction. BRB, I'm going to go blow up my niece's barbie doll with home-made explosives.
by twentytwelve12 July 8, 2009
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disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.
Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.
by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009
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The Jooyah Disaster

An tragic even whereferry flipped upside down in Africa, killing a lot of people.

Clan Deets lost powerful allies in the Jooyah Disaster and therefore they will never forget the Jooyaha
by sckit June 7, 2005
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Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.
Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!
by Greendrum September 25, 2013
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Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.
Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!
by Errr June 19, 2006
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Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.
The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.
by Dhe January 27, 2014
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