Dirk Strider

A character in a webcomic called "Homestuck". An awesome dude who likes ill beats, smuppets and his pointy anime shades.

Roxy: omg Jak *Jake u totsally sond *sound liek Dirk Strider rigt now.

by autumnalsolctice February 18, 2015

Dirk Nowitzki

The Best White Basketball Player Of The New Millenium

Dirk Nowitzki Is The New Larry Bird

by John Mazz May 20, 2005

dirk dingler

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life

"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"

by LingLing124 May 11, 2016

dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.

dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!

by sean michael fleming October 10, 2007

Dirk Nowitzki

NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.

Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not

by personwhotypesonud June 14, 2011

dirty dirk

T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor

Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.

by FireSpring July 13, 2020

Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan June 10, 2011