Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
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Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.
" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"
by Nick123465 February 02, 2008
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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.
Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.
by Bourbon and Galushtas April 08, 2023
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Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.
Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.
by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023
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Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins
Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
by Ode to words December 05, 2023
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Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.
Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick
by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017
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Dipstick

A Graduated rod for measuring depth

A person who is dumber than a non living object
John used that dipstick

Randy Is such a dipstick
by clmlta July 10, 2017
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