Dinosaur

Terrible Lizards.

Very old.

Very very very very very old.

That's a dinosaur!

by BENCHCULT May 22, 2020

Dinosaur

A giant bird, did not taste like one I checked.

Person1: I'm actually crying right now. It's a real dinosaur!
Person2: They are just stupid slow lizards!
Person1: *proceeds to break Person2's back*

by ILikeDinosaurs62 August 31, 2022

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

dinosaur

jesus's puppies

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!

by jesushadpuppiesto March 3, 2011

dinosaur

something big and old.Out of date.

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.

by belly dancer May 10, 2003

dinosaur

a very old person, most commonly a teacher.

not only is mr. garcia a pedophile, he's a dinosaur!

by teresaxlove October 17, 2008

dinosaur

noun.
Killed a guy called Toby. He was an asshole.

"I swear, this guy was a fuckin' dinosaur, and he killed Toby!"
-- Violence Jack: Evil Town

by The Logical Fallacy May 16, 2022