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dingo ugly

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dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
by Flinchey September 2, 2006
mugGet the dingo uglymug.

dingo sleeve

Dingo Sleeve the act of putting on a condom over your dick therefore making it a Dingo Sleeve
Man i was bout to get some pussy last night and she wanted me to go in raw. But i refused so i pulled out my Dingo and equipped it with a Dingo Sleeve and went to town!
by raydingo April 29, 2014
mugGet the dingo sleevemug.

frosty dingo

A frosty dingo is when a man lubes up a woman's butthole to play with it and after vaginal sex shoots his ejaculate into and around her anal entrance.
I told her I was just playing with her butt as foreplay but then when I was about to nut I gave her a frosty dingo.
by Toast D November 13, 2013
mugGet the frosty dingomug.

Dingo Channel

"The Dingo Channel" is a channel mentioned on iCarly that is a parody of the Disney Channel. Dingo's sleazy writers steal things from iCarly's web show in the same way as Disney supposedly steals things from Nick or the actual TV show itself. It is first brought up in the episode "iTake on Dingo"

iCarly Message Boards often refer to Disney as "The Dingo Channel" in common speech.
"Did you see that show on the Dingo Channel?"

"Yeah, I watched like the first 5 minutes, and then turned it off. It was THAT bad."
by another.hannah.montana March 27, 2010
mugGet the Dingo Channelmug.

floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.
At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.
by "Cronky" December 27, 2008
mugGet the floppy dingomug.

Dingo Shark

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
mugGet the Dingo Sharkmug.

dingo arm

Dingo Arm is a reference to awaking in the bed of an ugly woman. The inference is that one would rather chew off ones own arm than waken her. This term is commonly used in Australia and New Zealand.
Woke up with a Dingo Arm, and sneaked off like a cat with a kipper.
by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017
mugGet the dingo armmug.

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