dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007

Frenkie dingdong

DingDong is a dutch fraud who disappears in big games and is mickey mouse player for FC Barcelona

He is also known as Frenkie de fraud

Look , Frenkie DingDong ghosted today

by Not BabluMunna2 April 14, 2022

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004

Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009

dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.

CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"

by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012