jonathan's big dicktionary

It is every single word ever learned by Jonathan, stored safely inside his enormous heads....

Immediately following his rap battle versus the well known rap king Skittles , Jonathan referenced Jonathan's BIG DICKtionary to ensure he had the vastest array of word combination

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

dicktits

Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.

But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.

by CClark mcfly April 2, 2009

Dicktionarian

The type of asshole who posts their name, or the name of someone else and redundant compliments, or insults respectively on the popular website, "Urban Dictionary." This severely clogs up the system, and can usually be noticed by a screen name comprised of spammed nonsense.

Around 90% of the created words on the Urban Dictionary are from complete dicktionarians. Thus making it nearly impossible to get in the 10% of actual slang.

by DivineBreeze May 4, 2015

Urban Dicktionary Orgasm

Is the feeling when one of many words you submitted was accepted and published.

You tried and tried and tried then finally .....resulted to Urban dicktionary orgasm. Oh god !!!#fireworks#champaign#

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.

James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.

by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009

dickhouse

Another term for a slut, whore, or a hussy. Pretty much self explanatory.

That girl is such a dickhouse. She's doing a new guy every week.

by tracycodeine December 9, 2008

Urban DICKtionary

The term for most of the readers of Urban Dictionary. Whenever they dislike just because of how it is spelled or because they cant pronounce it they tend to rate it thumbs down. This leads to less words being published on urban dictionary.

Peegret
JULY 15
1902 up, 4041 down <--Urban DICKtionary

The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.

noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.

verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.

by Follow@EricYourDopee July 29, 2010