Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.

lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!

by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

by dickstellar June 4, 2015

Turban Dickson Airy

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021

hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.

I gave michelle a hot dicking.

by Arielesbian July 29, 2006

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013