Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015

dickaritis

Dickaritis is the descriptive word for anyone who is considered to be a dick and is becoming an even bigger dick day by day

Wow Jason'has Dickaritis

by onegirlsopinion June 12, 2016

dickspring

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

dickprise

When a male sends a picture of his penis to a girl catching them by surprise.

Oh my god, we were texting and all of a sudden he dickprises me!

by Ktrue00 December 4, 2016

DICKSRITARY

A male in an assistant type role who sexually services their boss.

The horny boss called in her dicksritary for a quicky before the big board meeting.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

dickpinion

When a man bases his opinion on you based on how aroused he gets whilst looking at you.

Person 1: “I want to get some dick tonight...should I dress slutty and ask Taz for his opinion on my outfit?”
Person 2: “YES YOU NEED HIS DICKPINION{

by MonikaBerit May 24, 2018

Dickpinch

A man who likes wet shower hair.

Liam neeson is a dickpinch.

by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019