dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

dickfired

When i person becomes triggered typically in game and proformance becomes godlike

yo skiz0 this guy just dickfired

by ZEN-Skiz0 March 30, 2017

Dickfienia

A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.

Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"

by Dicknified November 12, 2017

dickface

a fuckboy that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up

"Shut the hell up you dickface"

by Roberdjkcnjdnjc May 25, 2018

Dickface

Someone who is a diabetic asshole and neglects the term duck face as a solid insult

Matt is being a total dickface on COD tonight!

by Victoreup February 28, 2018

Dicksicel

The act of putting your dick in a bag of crushed ice then proceeding to shove it down a girls throat

Man I gave that bitch a dicksicel last night

by Nagol July 8, 2018

Dickface

Asshole.

What a dickface.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018