slap my dick

When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.

Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.

by Pamphilos October 7, 2017

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Slap a dick ugly

So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.

God dam she is slap a dick ugly

by Big ball man December 31, 2020

slap your girl dick in the butter dish

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

by hadef July 13, 2017

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010