desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).

That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.

by Steven February 25, 2007

Desi Dump

A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.

After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.

by InTheButthole March 27, 2012

Desi Driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver

Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!

by HSR Furby December 29, 2007

desi baloon

peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.

ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.

by pirate of the basein creek July 9, 2009

The Desi spell

When you meet a girl named Desi and you become completely infatuated with her, you can’t sleep, you can’t think about anything else except her and you fantasize about her butt all day.

The Desi spell is real.

by Ndizme July 21, 2023

Oily Desi

A person from south-east Asia living in a Western country who keeps his dark oil well-oiled or uses so much gel that it looks oily and also uses bodily oils such as coconut oil that the person has a soft shiny look.

Oh man, I went to the Bay Area Indian event and there were tons of oily desis there.

by Desi Bugger August 18, 2018

Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"

My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.

by Structure6 December 6, 2011