Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

Weapons of Ass Destruction 

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

Weapons of Ass Destruction by black flag May 29, 2004

brothers of destruction 

WWE former tag team. The members are Kane and Undertaker apparently "half-brothers"

Kane and Undertaker are some of the best wrestlers ever.
The brothers of destruction

brothers of destruction by aj bury fc + mcfc January 19, 2008

weapon of mass destruction 

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

weapon of mass destruction by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

weapons of ass destruction 

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

weapons of ass destruction by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

weapons of mass destruction by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004