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destroyed

A state of utter defeat. Often used to exaggerate one's victory/loss in competitive sports or gaming.
"Dude, those guys weren't even a challenge. We played three games and I destroyed them in every single one. It was massacre."
by SJCrew April 12, 2012
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Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.
"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"
by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009
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mentally destroyed

When you like/love someone but they don't know it or they don't feel the same way about you.

Eventually you cannot stop thinking about them and it becomes constant.

You think about them when you wake up and they're your last thought before you go to bed.

No matter how hard you try, they're constantly on your mind and there's nothing you can do about it because you're too afraid of rejection or you're too good of friends with them and if you tell them how you feel, you're afraid/you know they won't feel the same way and your friendship will end, right there and then.

The painful, constant thoughts rapidly bounce against the walls of your mind until they just mentally destroy you. This one-sided relationship with that one person is literally destroying you.
You mentally destroyed me, but through all the pain, I still can't tell you how I feel.
by IHateAlexisSoMuch1 June 4, 2014
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Chili Ring Destruction

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.
chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.
by dr fudge November 22, 2011
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weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.
We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.
by ZE-bear March 24, 2003
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Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019
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