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desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).
That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.
by Steven February 25, 2007
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Desi Dump

A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.
After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.
by InTheButthole March 27, 2012
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Desi Driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver
Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!
by HSR Furby December 29, 2007
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desi baloon

peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.
ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.
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Desi Karen

The "Desi Karen", also known as the "Desi Auntie" by the natives of the Indian subcontinent, is the final evolution of the females of the Desi-ous Human-ous species.

Common way to recognize a "Desi Karen" are by constantly judgmental stares, comparing their children to you (typically in ways that insult their own children), trying to set up random people with their children (a bit rarer though), gossiping, watching dramas, making small thing big deals, and yelling a lot.

The prerequisites for being known as a so-called "Desi Karen" are fluid and not set in stone. Generally, however, they have a few generally accepted requirements.
1. They be at least 30 years old. This is because for most Desis, to become an auntie you need at least 30 years of life experience to piss you off enough to evolve. However, there are exceptions, as there have been cases of Desis becoming Aunties in under 20 years.
2. They have to be women. This one is a given, a Desi man that fits all the above traits in paragraph 2 is just an uncle trying to be hip or something.
3. They have to be Desi. Duh.
"Wow, all my Mom's friends are SUCH Desi Karens!"
by ThisGuyWhoNamesPeopleLol September 14, 2021
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Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.
by Structure6 December 6, 2011
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desi derio

A very talented Multi-genre artist that sings, dances and creates hits! A couple of his biggest songs to date is ‘Flex’ & ‘I love You’. From the Midwest now living in LA, he is known for his stylish good looks, electrifying dance moves and contemporary Ballards and hits.
DAMn man, you heard that new Desi Derio, it’s straight Fire!
by ChefD007 January 13, 2019
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