dyschezia

difficulty in or pain in defecating

Cecil writhed about in agony as he suffered from acute dyschezia...

by wench39 July 2, 2011

Deschaneling

Derived from the actress Zooey Deschanel:

De·scha·nel·ing
Intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself. The aim is to put the other into a beautified trance, masking your insecurity, and making the other person feel like they are being put on the spot, in turn taking the social pressure and anxiety off of yourself.

I was telling her the storying in a calm and relaxed manner, but she was totally deschaneling me for no reason at all.

by anddsbur October 15, 2014

Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".

Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.

by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016

deached

To determine that you are straight/ not gay lesbian trans just straight

It comes with 4 types deached,ultra deached, omega deached, infa deached

Look at aitisam there he looks infa deached

by troollcheese February 22, 2019

dechelle

A dazzling, sassy woman who always speaks her mind. Funny, wild and known her beauty. She exudes confidence and people flock to her because of her personality and looks.

"Who is she?"

"Oh that's Dechelle, isn't she dazzling?"

by Monica Sloane February 25, 2021

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

by JDGDW May 25, 2018

deshé

A very friendly person who is crazy, random, weird and kind hearted. A horror movie, anime, and gamer person.

She looks like she could be a deshé.

by Deshayshay July 13, 2014