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Whirling Dervish

The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.
Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"

Bob: "Dude......"
by The Drizz July 10, 2012
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whirling dervish

When one is doing their girl from behind and he sticks a finger in her brown eye, pulls it out and swips his finger across her mouth, between her upper lip and nose. She then spins on him like a tiger with a pine cone stuck in his ass. Thus--a whirling dervish; also known as the dirty sanchez
I tried to hang on but, she turned on me like a whirling dervish.
by Ernest T. Bass February 13, 2013
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dervint

a person who tells lies.
"the skid was a insecure compulsive liar"
synonyms: diseased deceiver, broke bullshitter, fibber, falsifier, teller of lies, teller of untruths, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator, prevaricator, spinner, gimp
Show proof or your just a dervint tbh, dont do a dervint and hide now you cant fulfill your threats skid
by Miss Facts August 15, 2016
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dervish

"What's a dervish?"
"It's one of those spinning sand nutters"
by Dervish October 9, 2003
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Derventio

Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept

When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'

'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
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Dervaderv

(Slang) derivative: is a measure of how a function changes as its input changes.
Guy 1: I hate calculus!
Guy 2: I hate solving the dervadervs!
by rockntubakid January 2, 2011
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Dervaes

A person/persons that steals common phrases like: copyrighting the term "home grown", "urban gardening", city homesteading, etc., then tries to restrict the use of the term so it only applies to their own money making endeavor.
What a Dervaes, he stole that phrase.
by bluezman November 16, 2012
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