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Denmark dine and dash

When you are going down on a woman and just before she orgasims you run away wearing only what you have on at the time.
Some girl brought me home from the bar last night for so winding down. After stuffing me face in her britches Denmark dine and dashed her!
by SmokyTokesWorth December 27, 2016
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Denmark's weapon of mass destruction

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017
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Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly January 1, 2007
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Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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Denmark

"Denmark is the best!" "Denmark is fake."
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Denmark

Fictional country in Europe that does not exist.
"Bo, you fucking idiot, Denmark doesn't exist!
by Misty Alien January 24, 2020
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APH denmark

his hair.. waw whered ya get ur hair gel
aph denmark's hair
by IM TSUKKI SUCK MY BALLS July 3, 2023
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