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deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.
Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey
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Mike's Deli

Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.
Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God
by thatflushingkid April 14, 2013
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Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.
When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.
by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021
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welsh deli

A threesome with a girl and sheep.
I was having a Welsh Deli in the valleys last weekend.
by Dibbla February 16, 2017
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Ron's Deli

The abbreviation of 'Mcdonalds'. Derived from the name of its fearless leader Ronald Mcdonald.
Oi mate! Ill meet you at the Ron's Deli in the city at 2pm
by cmg1996 December 11, 2011
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Teresa Deli

Teresa Deli looks like it was made out of cardboard.
by YeetedMeat March 27, 2019
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The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)
Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot
by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020
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