Delingpole

A long, thin appendage of truth upon which false prophets are gibbeted for the amusement of the thinking public.

From James Delingpole, British newspaper columnist and anti-global warming alarmist.

In a perfect world, Al Gore would be tied to the highest delingpole on the outskirts of town, as a warning to those who seek to profit from public hysteria.

by minamisan September 13, 2011

Deeping

1) When a person uses something or someone to calm and/or panic themselves while gaining a temporary boost of false confidence. These unique, honest and freedom loving people may not be aware of their actions when they are stuck in the state, but they are addicted to the feeling of false hope and usually found in the middle of a dramatic situation or 2, or 3. They think deeply and convince themselves that they can't cope and usually live a crazy, abnormal lifestyle due to the fact that they were hurt emotionally as a child and having to teach themselves everything, Deepers are forced to grow up admiring and loving themselves. They eventually block out their emotions and deep thoughts and when they are awakened again they would automatically doubt everything because they finally have to go through THE HONEST OF HONEST TRUTH Although deeping can be slipped in and out of like a penis or a vibrating fucker it simply will not give the pleasure deepeners need, in reality they need so much more.

Deeping Make-believer, Soul Escaper, Anxiety Creator, Over-Thinking, Physcotic, Worried, Clueless, Deeper, Deeping and Deep as fuck ah fuck yea! A state of Being, false beliefs & fals hope, bad jokes, long *okes, fat *okes.. Annalysing, over- working, heart is racing, in denial, will deny, denying, its hard but I try, to change my mind, feeling ashamed im upside down like a dead goat that doesn't even fucking float, self-manipulator, condemplator, for fuck saker, such a faker, babe im lucky not u

by OnFreeWaterOffTap July 31, 2016

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

Desping

The art of asking for attention by a despo,
Annoying and sometimes hilarious.

Stop that desping bitch!
I am fed up of u desping around in here.
Whos that one desping so desperate?
I give up desping, i was getting involved wif the wrong ppl

by teahead February 26, 2008

derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010

Delphing

Verb.- To Delph- To masterbate while fantasizing about being gang.raped by a pod of DoIphin.

" Maury, I'm beginning to worry about Little Merv. I caught him delphing again, with my blown glass dolphin stuck in his bum!"

by The Grisliest of Grizzlies GRI June 21, 2020

Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.

Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!

by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017