Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

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manhattan declaration

Farting loudly after anal sex.

Marsha's Manhattan Declaration last night was so loud it nearly woke up the neighbors.

by ismellwutudidthur December 16, 2010

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immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

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Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

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defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

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Formal Declaration

An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"

"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

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