Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.

1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.

by folkish February 11, 2010

Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011

Demotart

An average democrat

Anyone who voted for Hillary is a demotart.

by Lola loves chicken November 11, 2016

Decorative towels

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

by Aries7777 January 11, 2017

dedotated wam

how much wam u need for servur

how much dedotated wam do i need for servvuuurr??????????????

by retardjew69 March 8, 2017

Dekota (cota)

amazing person, really nice, they have a good sense of humour and just fun to be around and one of my best friends, i’m really glad i made them and i’m so grateful for them

me: i love u😪😪
Dekota (cota): ok😐😐

by izukuscatlover April 5, 2022

Got decoraters in

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009