golden decker

Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.

"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker on this asshat, for being such a douche nozzle"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

Upper Decker

When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.

I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!

by Helvis September 16, 2003

upper - decker

When one takes a shit in the upper portion of the toilet. ( the tank ).

mike was really pissed that the land lord was evicting him. So he left him an upper - decker.

Jim wanted to get back at his best friend Steve for sleeping with his girlfriend, so he left him an upper - decker.

by TNT- DOUG September 27, 2006

Under Decker

When your at a party and everyone is wasted and you shit infront of the toilet so they step in it.

I was soo wasted last night i didnt even notice i walked right into an under decker.

by Steve Trizzle April 1, 2008