mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Danger noodle

A snake

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019

danger jones

an adjective used to describe risky and/or questionable behaviors

I cant believe leonard tried to hit margie with the shocker; thats some danger jones shit.

by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

Danger Mope

To walk slowly across a street without yielding to or acknowledging oncoming traffic, crosswalks or other pedestrian laws. Usually seen in rough, urban areas.

I had to slam on my breaks today while I watched some gangstas danger mope across the street.

by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

Danger man

An exceptionally rude person.

Watch out for that guy Faruq he maybe a real life danger man.

by F.S.S May 30, 2018

highway to the danger zone

When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"

Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone

by Kilolover7777 March 20, 2014

Mr. Danger

The nickname used by former Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to refer to the former American president George W. Bush. Chavez called Bush "Mr. Danger" whenever he was in a good mood or just tired of calling him “The Devil”. Interestingly, the dub “Mr. Danger” comes from a classic Latin American novel, “Doña Bárbara”, written by the Venezuelan author Rómulo Gallegos and first published in 1929. In the novel, Guillermo Danger, also referred to as Míster Danger, is a perfidious and symbolic character that represents the threats of imperialism to the young Venezuelan Republic. So folks, lets face it: Chavez might have done many crazy things but he did pass his literature lesson.

Chavez in 2006: “To say it to you in my bad English: You are a donkey, Mr. Danger. You are a donkey, Mr George W Bush."

by Rufino Pincharratas March 19, 2013