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Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.
by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011
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Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"
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A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
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Dumbfuck

A name your friend calls you when you know the anwser to a question and make it seem like you don't.
K: What's 2+2
C: 5
K: Your such a Dumbfuck
by CharlieChubby April 26, 2011
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Dumbfuck Dumptruck

Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.
I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.
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dumbfuck

when someone does something really stupid, thats what you call them
Natasha, 'OMG JORDAN JUST TRIPPED OVER HER BAG!'
Kate, ' Haha... what a dumbfuck!'
by natbat2212 May 18, 2016
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