DragonForce

The utmost extreme in power metal. Their music so great and soul fulfilling that it even has the power to revive the dead. Whilst listening to DragonForce, you will be commanded by the tunes to jump up out of your chair and begin a massive air guitar session, no matter how long the song is. Just pray that the song you are jamming to doesn't happen to be Fury of the Storm or Black Winter Night, for you will attain a severe wrist cramp 1000x worse than a jerker's cramp.

In fact, open up LimeWire, Bitcomet, Shareaza, or whatever, and download any DragonForce song, and you shall be uplifted. Your soul shall be cleansed of that horrible rap music, and you shall be set on a journey that far surpasses that of Magic Mushrooms.

"Holy shit dude, those DragonForce guys are fucking pimps! Their music is so fast! I think I should go to my grandpa's grave now!"

1st dude - "Dude, what the hell happened to your arm?"
2nd dude - "Fucking DragonForce, man. I've been air riffing this shit since Friday afternoon..."

by Kryzer September 15, 2007

Dragonforce

definatly not the greatest band out there and they lack originality .They have sudden bursts of speed which only last for 5 seconds! Why don't you go listen to the oracle of annihilation,angel of death or raining blood and then you'll hear some real speed and bad ass riffs that dragonforce can't even touch. They're part of the reason why the real metal is dying out.. somebody save us

dragon fan: hey man,dragonforce is the boss!!!

normal person: nahh man have u heard the oracle of annihilation or angel of death?

dragonforce fan: hey man i listen to kult ov azazel and slayer and they don't compare to dragonforce

normal person :dude you don't know whats kick ass music

by sahrya September 8, 2008

dragonforce

The best band ever formed, consisting of the best musicians from all around the world. One from South Africa, one from Hong Kong, one from Ukraine, one from New Zealand, one from Scotland, one from France. Formed in London. Some consider their real identities to be mere cover-ups, and believe they are in fact multiple-armed angels from another dimension.

And, lo, it was said;
Through the fire and the flames,
They would carry on.
Dragonforce 7:24

by fuckyoucracker!!! December 3, 2007

Dragonforce

A geek/nerd/Fantasy land metal band whose songs sound the same. They often use the lyrics:"So far away."and "We will carry on through the rain or something like that."

They also have a gay keyboardist.

geek: Hey duuuuuude, which song is this?
geek2: I don't know duuuuuude. It's obviously from dragonforce, because of the speedy drums and the super high solos filled with gay fingertapping. I just can't tell though, it sounds like every other dragonforce song! Oh, here's the sweet-ass keyboard solo!

by smartmaggot January 20, 2009

Dragonforce

I'm not gunna say it shit or its epic. Im gunna tell the truth Dragonforce is one of the most overated bands of the world, their songs sound the same, live performence are SHIT (only word to fit) for a metal band their not that good, these guys are only blocking out the truly good metal bands like Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer, Slipknot and one of the Grandfathers of Metal Iron Madien

(Dragonforce Fan) Hey man these guys are so cool they blow my mind
(average Metal fan) Hey Mate no their not please take that Shit away from me
(Dragonforce Fan) Fuck you dickhead their the best metal band in the world
(average Metal fan) action. Punch in the face

by That Wade Guy August 28, 2009

dragonforce

Another boring power metal band with a singer that sounds like his nuts are caught in a vice. They would be a great band with a real singer. Just too bad to see these talented musicians with such a terrible singer.

Waaaaah! I'm screaming like I have my nuts in a vice! -singer of dragonforce

by ffhk1 August 11, 2006

Dragonforce

sh1t band that everyone loves just because they play fast music even though its all the same. never heard of before guitar hero 3. GET OVER IT! ESPECIALLY U C.A.F. IF YOU'RE READING THIS

"dude dragonforce rule!"
"no they don't"
"you're right lol"

by TLLOTFOLASlol September 10, 2009