Doubletard

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

doublecap

When you type so quickly that your finger does not have time to depart the shift key before typing the second character of a word. Coined by @orismolgy on twitter on 6/5/10 at 21:00

THis sentence has been doublecapped, notice the first two letters are capitalized.

by orismology May 6, 2010

doubletapper

DoubleTapper is the registered tradmark of an Israeli Counter-Terrorism operator, IDF Officer, Blogger, Vlogger who has been online for over a decade and is followed by millions.

That DoubleTapper is always on the mark!

by JustMeSoDontAsk November 1, 2017

doubletakes

An item or items of clothing that cause onlookers to double take as the wearer may seem naked or scantily clothed at first glance. Doubletakes are usually skintight and skin coloured to create the illusion of being naked.

I thought Suzy wasn't wearing pants when I first saw her, but it turns out she was just wearing her doubletakes.

by astra September 13, 2012

doubletake

When you are doin your business on the can,wipe,start to get up and need to sit back down beacuse u gotta go...again.

Even though I shit a brick, there was more for the doubletake.

by MCBurg March 3, 2005

doubletap rule

The rule in which a man will like (double tap) two of a girl's pictures on her Instagram. If the girl is interested, she will like two of the guy's pictures on his Instagram. This is an international rule.

Doubletap Rule: a way of sliding into the dms
Boy 1: yo I just double tapped @_____ and she double tapped me back.

Boy 2: Hit her in the dm then

by YaBoyJoeyB July 15, 2016