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Cheetos DNA

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.
John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.
by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010
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Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.
"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
by helenkeller5528 March 24, 2011
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DNA dumpster

1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.

2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.
Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!

Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!

Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!
by some_random_dude December 20, 2005
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Adonis DNA

The genetic material responsible for winning, becoming a veteran of the unspeakable, and a success rate of 100%. Do the math. May also cause tiger blood.
"AA was written for normal people, people that don't have tiger blood, Adonis DNA."

--Charlie Sheen
by No Way Medina March 16, 2011
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The DNA Dance

Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.

I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.

Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
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DNA Dartboard

Instead of knocking her up, Jimmy decided to pull out and fire it on her DNA Dartboard
by Mike_the_Plumber March 1, 2009
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DNA Cannon

A term for male genitalia. See penis, dick, or meat missile. **Note, to utilize this term you may not be referring to one who is sterile.
"All I'm talking about is fucking your mouth with my DNA Cannon."

"Be sure you put the safety on your DNA Cannon before you hump that whore."
by irock195 June 17, 2008
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