Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

Dirty dicked

When a female has unprotected sex with a male who doesn't know she very recently had unprotected sex with a different male who's cum is still inside of her.

I hooked up with this guy last night and he finished hella quick. I was still horny so I stopped by my exes house. He's an asshole but fucks me good. He deserves to be dirty dicked.

by Bust'nNuts May 29, 2024

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

Dingy Dirty Dick

Having anal sex with your girlfriend's best friend & then afterwards having your unsuspecting girlfriend give you oral sex.

She was unaware of her boyfriend's Dingy Dirty Dick.

by Little Sneeks April 4, 2022