account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015

Floperations Director

A mid level manager that is held responsible for their leaderships bad decisions.

They are looking for a new Floperations director to roll out Tims new cost savings, They Just had to "part ways" with the old one, Tom.

by Go AWAY!!! May 14, 2019

Director Hercules

Is a Well known Up and Coming Video Director and Afropop Singer Who the Music industry is yet to give him what He deserves.

I want Director Hercules to shoot my music video: I featured Director Hercules in my hit song

by Hercules d Director August 5, 2019

Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.

kind man suicide director suicide director

by Apesayer May 2, 2018

Director Syndrome

Film directors/creators hate or not satisfied with their final products after hundreds of hours of production, while everyone else loves it. In truth, they are more sick of it than anything else.

This is also evident in other art forms.

Carry is having Director Syndrome over that painting, even though everyone loves it and the school papers call it a masterpiece.

by anrtist May 13, 2020

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023