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Dilbag

fabric bag to hold a dildo or pleasuring device
fetch me your vibrator from the dilbag
by jeff erson airplane January 28, 2015
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Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023
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David Dilbeck

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by MrBojanglesDance January 31, 2021
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dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)
That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*
by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008
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dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.
hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today
by shawn pasley July 27, 2006
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Dilbert

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.
by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003
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dilby

A dilby is the person who we all know, they are notorious for being "that guy will do it" they seek attention and yearn to be wanted so bad that they will stop at nothing to gain it. They commonly will spend money on you while out, or if their broke, like most are, they will offer their services to you, "hey man want me to fix your car, take out your trash and clean your toilet?" And even sex if they are of the opposite side of the fence. They can be easily spotted in the crowd as the one who laughs at everything, and their laugh resembles the sound of brushing teeth.
Stop following me, i dont need help, your being a total dilby!
by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009
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