dicktistic

A term used by men to describe the adventures of their penis throughout their lives

She asked me if I was a virgin and I told her itsca matter of dicktistic that I'm not

by Nipple nose November 5, 2017

dickmatized

hypnotized by ones penis

"girl i cant help it im dickmatized"

by simeezy May 27, 2018

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019

Dicknotist

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.

Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.

by Bonrok August 4, 2020

dickmatize

Basically like dick riding or on people nuts

“Boy stfu you dickmatize”

by yunnngin.. February 19, 2021

Dickatitious

Gets aids penis explodes

Son 'Mom i have dickatitious its about to boom'

Mom 'let it explode no grandkids for me 😃'

by frysfpos May 31, 2021