Home Depot

a recommended name for people too sophisticated to be called a tool, toolshed, toolbox, or tool factory, or whoever wrote that previous definition

Maxwell is the biggest fuckin tool ive ever seen. In fact hes a home depot.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

home depot

a gigantic orange blob that people go to for their home improvement needs. the employees are jerkasses. the whole chain thrives on suburbanites. carpenters and builders usually go in in there one time, and it's the last time.

bob: hey you build this deck?
steve: yeah, suzy and I went to home de...
bob sprays out beer over deck.

by mutated seabass June 27, 2005

creepo depot

A completely shady, inhospitable place where you know something clandestine is going down, and you dont want to be a part of it. The 'depot' can also reference someones mind, as something a person says can also be deemed 'creepo depot'.

"That building we drove by in brockton had boarded up windows and an empty parking lot, but I could see light coming out from underneath the door..."
"creepo depot."

"Did you see that old guy sitting at the playground with his pedo-smile?"
"Ya, creepo depot if you ask me."

by Cloudmuffin November 3, 2008

Bottle Depot

When you get too many cocks in the ass.

Clay got bottle depoted last night.

by maximummango June 17, 2012

Home Depot

The ugly orange box also refered to as agent orange(because they have killed some of their customers). It sells tools and such, but is always dirty and never has anyone that works there.

"Hey lets go to that place where you cant get anyhelp to buy tools."

"Oh, you meanHome Depot?"

by Me and only me alone May 21, 2009

Homo Depot

A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores.

Bruce and Lance always go shopping Saturday morning at the Homo Depot.

by BigBird1017 March 21, 2008

Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008