Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

by Terik October 17, 2007

dangle and sweep

Dangling the male "junk" over any surface and swaying the lower body back and forth letting the coarse hairs underneath the coin purse, sweep across the surface as that of a broom.

I totally gave that chick the dangle and sweep last night, it was awesome.

My boss is such a tool, I wanna dangle and sweep all over his laptop.

by =zbwar= August 12, 2007

dangle baby

When a woman has been pounded so many times, her vagina becomes so loose that if she becomes pregnant, her baby will fall out and dangle from the umbilical cord.

Guy 1: Man, she gets pumped so often, she'd be loose as!
Guy 2: Yeah, she'd have a dangle baby for sure!

by JimmyBags April 9, 2011

dangle dance

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.

I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.

by Matt-money December 27, 2005

dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003

Dangle berry

When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair

Jim "My ass is so itchy"

Gary "You must have a case of the Dangle berrys"

by Gazzo5 October 10, 2008