Dak Prescott

If Superman was a sexy motherfucker slanging a 20 inch dick

Wonder Woman: Oh my god, is that superman playing quarterback???

Batman:No, its just Daddy Dak Prescott slangin his fat ass dick

by Dick me down Dak December 5, 2022

Dak Waltsy

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by DakWaltsy February 6, 2020

Dak Dak

A Volkswagen beetle, so named because of the noise the horizontally opposed cylinders made.

Volkswagen has never equaled the success of the Dak Dak.

by Stickybeak July 9, 2010

dak prescott

BEST COWBOY IN 2016!!! Go cowboys

Dak prescott is goin take us to the ship

by Iceman73211 November 28, 2016

Dak Prescott

Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.

Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good

Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash

by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019

Dak Size Booty

Term used for someone with an extremely large butt.
Named after the former Mississippi State quarterback for his abnormally large buttocks.

"DO SHE GOT A LARGE BOOTY"
"NAH MAN SHE GOT A DAK SIZE BOOTY"

by CHLOROPLAST May 10, 2016

Dak-Dak Cunt.

A subhuman creature that commonly uses automatic sniper rifles in the game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."

Person 1: "Fuck off you Dak-Dak Cunt. Actually play the fucking game you fuckhead"
Dak Dak Cunt: *Smearing shit on his face* "I just put my dick in a USB port"

by Happyrn July 6, 2019