microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

custody Nazi

Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.

Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th.

by mister_S_2011 August 4, 2011

Factory Parts or Customized?

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?

Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020

cuntoid

1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia

1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!

by vwwoolle March 2, 2008

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntocracy

A democracy with cunts being the majority

What used to be a democracy that worked well enough to become a world power is now a cuntocracy that is on the skids heading for the bottom.

by Gringoy September 17, 2007