The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
by QueenKol April 23, 2011
Get the The Great Curlingmug. similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.
as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.
she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.
she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.
by half-pants March 13, 2009
Get the pocket curlingmug. A hairstyle fad popular in the 1980's.
Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.
Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.
Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Even though the Jheri Curl was popular among African Americans, one would not disagree that one of the best was worn by none other than Pedro Martinez.
by Baby Brown June 22, 2009
Get the Jheri Curlmug. Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."
by aslan8 January 28, 2010
Get the jewry curlmug. When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
by d bergstrom February 24, 2008
Get the squirrel curlmug. Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.
The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle
by x0000000x March 8, 2006
Get the Curling lifestylemug. Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.
Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.
by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020
Get the D-Curlsmug.