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Curling

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.
Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!
by Justin April 12, 2004
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Carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male
Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed
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Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.
Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.
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Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").
"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."
by aaslk September 20, 2018
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