cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023

conversation catalyst

The introduction of a new thread in a conversation, made to keep an otherwise flagging conversation ongoing.

That fact about the discovery of Teflon stayed with me for some reason. I haven’t thought about Teflon since God knows when.”
“This morning,” said Howard. “It’s amazing how those factoids surface.”
“Conversation catalysts,” replied Barry.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

Quantum Catalyst

Quantum Catalyst i.e

The starting factor in any and every existence...

Also The reason for the big bang' boom...

Quantum Catalyst can be also identified as a person/persons

This person may be an entity of divine enlightenment...

This isn't the agent we sent for ...?!?...

Are you sure sir?

Well yes he looks like an "Average Joe"...

He's certainly not sir ...

He's a Quantum Catalyst...

His reach is Multiuniversal ...

His skills have no issues...

Okay we will send him to the beginning ...

Sir do you mean the Big Happening?

No, yet yes but when the Quantum Catalyst gets there it'll become the Big BadaBoom!!!

*Alternatively The Big Bang...

To obtain a friendship with one which is a Quantum Catalyst one must enter a state of awesomeness 👌...

by Realm Leaper February 25, 2023

cuntastic

Definition If you think cunt is derogatory: Term used when someone is being bitchier than usual. Someone going out of their way to be a super bitch
Definition non-derogatory: a chick with a fantastic bedroom performance. A chick with Bomb pussy. An Awesome person.

(The way i see it, cunt should not be considered derogatory anymore. If you think about it, it never should have been considered bad. A Cunt is a vagina, and vaginas are really good, beautiful, and magical things. So being a cunt should be positive not negative)

Derogatory: you are being a super cuntastic bitch right now.

What's up with your cuntastic attitude today?

Non-derogatory:

that chicks pussy is super cuntastic!
your cuntastic!

by ghettoprincess562 July 4, 2015

cuntalistic

A superior drink or beverage of some sort with an extraordinary taste incomparable to any other.

Claude:How is your starbuck's drink, jay?
Jay: oh its cuntalistic.

by jaymuzella December 18, 2008

Catalyst

Ramping part two

Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."

Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."

Iam "We're the catalyst?"

Hym "Exactly."

Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."

Hym "Hahaha!"

Iam "See? We're good."

Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."

Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

fallen catalyst

A certain type of psychopath known to be obsessed with discovering how people will think and act under certain situations. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous, even if unarmed.

OMG that Fallen Catalyst keeps asking me these awkward questions. I don't know how to answer them.

by TriFire September 14, 2017